"The baby is so well-behaved, I am already being warned by family members that this is not normal. He just chills all day and sleeps through the night."
--Buck Sexton

"We’ve got comedian-on-comedian crime. Larry David making fun of Bill Maher."
--Clay Travis

"There are things that I will never let go, Clay, and I don't you think you will either, about what happened during covid."
--Buck Sexton

"I think Buck got nervous yesterday when I put down Michelle Obama, but someone had to do it."
 --Clay Travis