"This is your first-ever Mother’s Day with Carrie, as she is now a mom… Buck, are you excited, are you prepared for your first-ever Mother’s Day as a dad?"
--Clay Travis

"Thank you, Mrs. Travis, for giving Clay life. Thank you, Mrs. Sexton, for giving me life. We’re very appreciative. Happy Mother’s Day!"
--Buck Sexton

"The new pope is evidently a die-hard Chicago White Sox fan -- so, I love the new pope/sports guy!"
--Clay Travis

"Pope Leo XIV, maybe the first pope ever who’s a big fan of deep-dish pizza."
 --Buck Sexton