"Morning Joe is still on the air? Really? I thought maybe Scarborough was going to hang up his zip sweater and just play croquet."
--Buck Sexton

"I really want to take that Secretary of Education Linda McMahon test about 1776 history. We have to figure out if I can get a special dispensation to do so."
--Clay Travis

"You think you know somebody, and then, all of a sudden, they’re buying expensive tickets to Backstreet Boys and going to the Sphere. It’s a crazy world we live in."
--Buck Sexton

"My mustache is the most-trusted mustache in news."
--Clay Travis