"This is the perfect story to be covering, because you can’t interview anybody. All of the cardinals are locked in the conclave. You just wait for the white smoke to emerge."
--Clay Travis

"In liberals’ minds, transgenderism is not about sex. This is about civil rights. Therefore, to them, this is like training antiracism into second graders."
--Buck Sexton

"Did you know that there’s wagering -- you can bet who the next pope is going to be? $20 million has been wagered already… Probably not very saintly."
--Clay Travis

"A lot of things don’t make sense that people ardently believe."
 --Buck Sexton