RIP Splash Mountain, Murdered by Wokeness
25 Jan 2023
A ride on Splash Mountain at Disney World has been an innocent, exciting rite of passage for generations of American kids — and for parents to enjoy with them. Well, no more.
The woke mob has canceled Splash Mountain, an amusement park ride at Disney World, because they say it’s racist. Really. The ride closed today: pic.twitter.com/9ImRvMIsbc
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) January 25, 2023
Get your precious ounces of America while they last.
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 25, 2023
Seriously, this was just good, clean fun with some goofy characters.
5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad https://t.co/Ivmhh6N7Gj
— ClickHole (@ClickHole) January 25, 2023
“Can we go to Splash Mountain?” No!
The ride will be redesigned with leftist, woke ideology, because — which nobody cared about or probably knew — it was based on a classic film that riles activists today.
Splash Mountain hits 3-hour wait on final day of operation at Walt Disney World. Splash Mountain is being remade because the old movie and character have been called problematic romanticizing the old South and stereotypes about African-Americans
— Def Noodles (@defnoodles) January 22, 2023
A flashback to happier times and Buck’s childhood in the New York City area.
They're married! Congrats to the happy couple.
Joe Biden can't keep chickens in coops or eggs in cartoons at a reasonable price.
The new "it" show and a TV series based on the dangerous lie that is poisoning American minds.
We can't even have a conversation about reforming a tax code so confusing, no three accountants can give the same number?
MILLER: The United States military can absolutely rip into them and tear their you-know-what holes out without too much effort.